Crumbl Cookie Review

Written by: Cleo Shelton and Kensie Glass

Dubai Chocolate Cheesecake:

Dreams = CRUSHED. When we got there, it was sold out. Gone. There one minute, gone the next. Our Dubai dreams flushed down the drain. Thanks to all the greedy gluttons of Savannah who sold it out. 0/10

Strawberry Cake Cookie:

Close your eyes and picture this. A crumbly cookie base, lovingly smothered with what can only be described as thick baby spit up and a sprinkle of fingernails. Doesn’t that sound good? Surprise, it wasn’t. Sugar baked into a circle topped with sugary gloop. We here try to be optimistic, and we had such high hopes, but we were let down by this joke of a cookie. It was as if someone whispered the word Strawberry relatively close to a pile of melted frosting and decided that would do. 0 from everyone, except for one. Tanner really loved this cookie. “Mmmm fruity! Right up my alley!” he exclaimed. He was the only one who gave a 10. 

Snickerdoodle:

While she looks to be the blandest in the box, Snickerdoodle did not disappoint. Don’t judge this cookie by her crust, because while she isn’t adorned with marshmallows, chocolate curls, or weird watery drizzle, she is warm and flavorful throughout and for the love of God she is doing her best. Actually, she was one of the only cookies in the box that didn’t make my teeth feel like they had their own heartbeat. And despite what people say she is actually NOT chocolate chunks uglier, rounder cousin. Her heart is pure and her center is underbaked. We see you, and we love you. 10’s all around.

Chocolate Chip Cookie Thins:

As you can imagine, it was thin. Too thin? Well, let me ask the audience. Cleo thought it was great! 9/10 for her. But for Kensie… a different story. She thinks it was a 6/10. Cleo thinks Crumbl’s thick cookies are too gloopy sometimes, but Kensie can’t get enough of that gloop! “Bring on more gloop!” (direct quote, I’m not even kidding.) Anyway, if you like thin, this is your thing. If you don’t, get with the program.

S'mores Cookie: 

Cleo was appalled when she realized there were 2 s’mores cookies, and we didn't get any mint even though the mint is probably gross. Kensie loved the s’mores cookies though. Kensie loved this and rated it a 10/10, although it was not super warm. We all sat in silence as we ate this cookie.

Chocolate Chunk Cookie:

The reliable, tried and true, the mom of the friend group. She’ll never flake on you, but instead she’ll stick together in thick clumps that hurt the roof of your mouth when you swallow. Did she initiate the cold war on our inner stomach lining? Absolutely and with confidence. Buuuut we love her, and we will continue to get her every week. 10/10 would willingly suffer again.