Faculty Holiday Lists

Written by: Tanner Kaminsky

Hi! With Iced Pumpkin Chai Lattes and autumn’s warm embrace coming to its inevitable end, we can’t help but become a little impatient for winter’s chill, Iced Sugar Cookie Lattes, and, most importantly, the holidays! Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa (and others) are, for many, the most exciting times of the year; these times are spent with family and friends, appreciating each other’s company and manically unwrapping a plentiful pile of presents. This past week, I went around the school, asking some of our faculty what gift they wanted most for the holidays, and I received some interesting responses!

Mrs. Floyd: Bass Pro Shop Gift Card/Woodland Survival Kit

Mrs. Smith: A new hoverboard 

Mr. Hincker: A Brandy Melville Buy-One-Get-One-Free Gift Certificate

Dr. Gasana: Ube Purple Heelys; He made it clear that he would like to roll around Minus with a brand new pair of Heelys

Dr. Goldberg: A Dreidel set with little winky faces; Bhad Bhabie concert tickets

Mr. Martinez: A Ruth Bader Ginsburg Cameo

Mrs. Sellers: A Katana

Mr. Hooker: A Balayage

Dr. Beckmann: Aerial ribbons 

Mr. Crenshaw: A pair of Dr. Martens

Ms. Myers: Her very own Grand Theft Auto V PS5 DVD; A kite

Mr. Nero: A Life-sized Barbie Dreamhouse

Mr. Scaife: An Alo set

Mrs. Owens: A neon pink tube top

Ms. Lewis: A manual taxidermy kit