You Know You’re A Freshman When…

by Owen Edwards

You know you're a freshman when you have to wait in the lunch line

You know you're a freshman when your homecoming afterparty gets busted

You know you’re a freshman when you know how to use the “look up” feature

You know you’re a freshman when you’re sinking ruler putts

You know you’re a freshman when drop both of your frees

You know you’re a freshman when you don’t know J-Day

You know you’re a freshman when you’re older sibling’s friends bully you

You know you’re a freshman when you suck at spikeball

You know you’re a freshman when you have to take Tech Theater

You know you're a freshman when Mr. Muller tries to pull you apart

You know you’re a freshman when you’re on JV

You know you’re a freshman when you have to do pushups at the football game

You know you’re a freshman when you have nowhere to go during break